Ted

I was just staring at this thing and I told myself: why not. It is not the case for me to be so open about things, if you know what I'm trying to say, what with the whole DEATH EATERS ARE TRYING TO TAKE MY BABY AWAY phenomena that's going around. Yes, I read The Prophet. Sometimes. Sometimes I just make Dorrie little moving-picture-newspaper hats. She loves them. Sometimes she likes them so much she tries to kick my bollocks after I put them on her head. She's getting faster at it!

What have I done lately? I suppose I've done a radio show. That sounds right. It was at the arsecrack of dawn and is anyone even really reading this. I might just show it to Dro later on, see what she thinks, perhaps she reckons I should start my own unauthorized autobiography. The masses love that crap.

All right, I know, I just got the ORIGINAL REMASTERED STEREO COMPACT CASSETTE FOR WALKMAN version of Cat Steven's single FATHER AND SON, so I'll just put that for ambience in the home, maybe that queer will get an idea from the lyrics I KNOW, I HAVE TO GO.